You know your a new Mom of 2 when...

-in the morning you wash your hair in the sink and skip the shower. Then later at bath time jump in the bath with your toddler to freshen up.

-you rub nipple lanolin on your lips as you run out the door as a replacement for chap stick.

-leave the house with a sweater on paired with flip-flops.

-eat the leftover lunch your toddler left on her plate and hope your appetite holds until dinner.

-you have a backache.

-most likely there is spit-up pooled in your cleavage (dried or fresh).

-you are bouncing back and forth whenever you are standing, even if you aren't holding your newborn.

-you aren't sure if the yellow smear on your shirt is watercolors or baby poop.

-you are asking God for silly things like; 30 more minutes of sleep, or a moment alone to go pee.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried folks. This is my real life. I'm loving it.